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    If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:

    1. Sita Aur Margarita

    2. Corona Pyaar Hai

    3. Soda Akbar

    4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi

    5. Rum Whiskey Se Kam Nahi

    6. Rum De Basanti

    7. Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam

    8. Pissed Out At Lokhandwala

    9. Jo Pilaye Wahi Bartender

    10. Rum Maaro Rum

    11. Beer Zaara

    12. Bev-D

    13. Beer Belly

    14. Gin Na Milegi Dubara
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    Modi: I`m good Barack. How are you doing?
    Obama: I`m absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
    Modi: Not sure... but probably in Punjab or...
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