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    One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room.

    Then he said to the guy: What are you doing here?

    The guy replied: I love your wife & she loves me too.?

    The man said: I know that my wife loves me and not you.

    After a long conversation they decided: We'll lets hold our guns & fire at each other and pretend to be dead. she will mourn for the guy she loves the most and the other person will get out of their lives.

    The wife heard the gunshots, she came into the room, shocked and surprised, stood staring at both the dead bodies.

    Suddenly she started laughing out loudly, rejoicing and shouted: Bob... Get out of that wardrobe, these 2 idiots are dead now!?
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