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    Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The.

    Ladki Apni Maa Se Kehti Hai: Mammi, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi Aur Apne Boyfriend Se Marriage Kar Lungi.

    Maa Rote Hue: Beti Ye Kya Keh Rahi Hai Tu, Maine Tere Baap Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki, Teri Badi Behan Aur Teri Bua Ne Bhi Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki, Tera Bhai Naukrani Ke Saath Bhaga Aur Teri Maasi Ek Dukandaar Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi, Tera Chacha Apni Padosan Ke Saath Aur Uski Ladki Apne Tutuion Wale Teacher Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.
    Aur Toh Aur Tera Baap Do Baar Padosan Ke Sath Bhaag Gaya Aur Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jayegi Toh Iss Ghar Ki Kya Ijjat Reh Jayegi, Log Kya Kahenge... Beta Hamari Izzat Ka Kuch Toh Khayal Kar.
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    Jeeto, of course, freaks out and yells, "How did this happen?!"
    She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault!
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    The guy replied: I love your wife...
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    1. Sita Aur Margarita
    2. Corona Pyaar Hai
    3. Soda Akbar
    4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi...
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    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...
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    Jeeto: Kya Hua Re Tujhe... Suit Lekar Toh Bade Shauk Se Gayi...
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