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    Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya.
    Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
    Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye.
    Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha: Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jaana Chahte?
    Banta: Guruji, Yeh Dono Chali Jayengi Toh Yahin Par Swarg Ho Jayega.

    Aaj Banta Ko Ek Ladki Ka Message Aya.
    Girl: Hi......
    Banta: Hello
    Girl: How Are You?
    Banta: Fine
    Girl: Where Are You From?
    Banta: Hoshiarpur
    Girl: Aap Kitna Pade-Likhe Ho?
    Banta: Tumhare Jitna.
    Girl: Mere Jite!!! Matlab?
    Banta: Main Bhi Bas Itni Angreji Bol Kar Seedha Hindi Mein Shuru Ho Jata Hun...
    Girl: Mar Ja Kaminee... Tera Kcuh Nahin Hoga!!!

    Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achche Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha Toh Banta Apni Biwi Ko Bola: Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai Hi Rakh Lete Hai?
    Preeto Gusse Se Boli: Nahi Chahiye.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Preeto: Achchi Tarah Jaanti Hun Mein Tumhe Aur Tumhari Tharki Aadaton Ko, Main Bhi Toh Bai Bankar Hi Aayi Thi Kamine.

    Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain.
    Banta Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha Toh Waha Susu Kar Diya.
    Phir Muskura Kar Bola: Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya.
  • Painless Tooth Removal A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said it`s 1200 per extraction. The Sindhi thought it was too much and asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said: Yes, it can be done...
  • Drinking Problem! Pappu goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I have a drinking problem. I need help."
    Jeeto, of course, freaks out and yells, "How did this happen?!"
    She turns to her husband and says, "This is all your fault!
  • My Wife's Lovers One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife to go out of the room. Then he said to the guy: What are you doing here?
    The guy replied: I love your wife...
  • Bollywood Movies Directed by Bewda If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs:
    1. Sita Aur Margarita
    2. Corona Pyaar Hai
    3. Soda Akbar
    4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi...
  • The Power Of Prayer A preacher said, "Anyone with `special needs` who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you...