|Two Irishmen, adrift in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, spied a lamp floating nearby. They retrieved it, and, hoping against hope, rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared.|
"I will grant you one wish," said the genie.
"One? What about three?"
"One or none; take it or leave it!"
Without thinking, Pat blurted out, "Turn the ocean into Guinness!"
The genie clapped his hands as he disappeared and the entire sea turned into Guinness. As the beer lapped gently against the hull, Mike looked disgusted.
"Dammit, Pat... Ya shoulda thought ahead. Now we're going to have to pee in the damned boat!"