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    Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
    Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya?
    Sher Gusse Se Bola: Arey Saale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi, Itni Badi Billi...

    Girl-Friend Apne Boy-Friend Pappu Se: Maine Aaj Cheating Ki Hai.
    Pappu Pehle Toh Thoda Sa Hairaan Hua Phir Chillate Hue Bola: Tho Main Kaunsa Tujhse Pyar Karta Hoon, Mein Bhi Toh 2 Saal Se Cheat Hi TohKar Raha Hoon.
    Ladki Rone Lag Gayi, Aur Boli: Par Main To Exams Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
    Pappu: Ooohhhhhh Shitt.... Pehle Batana Tha Na.

    Santa Petrol-Pump Par Scooter Leke Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai 10 Rupaye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
    Salesman Ne Suna Aur Majak Udate Hue Puchha: Bhai, Itna Sara Petrol Dalva Ke Kya Karoge? Kahin Jana Hai Kya?
    Santa: O Jana Kahan Hai Yaar, Hum Toh Aise Hi Paise Udate Hain.

    10th Karne Ke Baad Santa NE Pappu Se Pucha: Beta, Bade Hokar Kya Karoge?
    Pappu Khushi Se Boli: Baap Banunga, Padhai Karunga, Shaadi Karunga.
    Santa Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha: Beta Tu Kuch Bhi Kar, Teri Zindagi Hai... Lekin Ek Request Hai.
    Pappu: Ji Papa, Bolo.
    Santa: Yaar Thoda Sequence Ka Dhyan Rakhna...

    Santa Ladki Waalon Ke Ghar Rishta Pappu Ka Rishta Leke Pahuncha.
    Ladki Ke Parents: Hamari Beti Toh Abhi Pad Rahi Hai.
    Santa: Koi Baat Nahin ji... Hum 2-3 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
  • Cheque Aaya Re! Ek Badi Hi Sundar Mahila Aksar Is Private Bank Mei Aaya Karti Thai. Is Bank Ke Sabhi Male Employees Us Mahila Ki Khoobsurati Se Bade Prabahavit The Aur Use Dekhne Ka Koi Mauka Haath Se Jaane Nahin Dete The...
  • Be Careful What You Wish For Two Irishmen, adrift in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, spied a lamp floating nearby. They retrieved it, and, hoping against hope, rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared. "I will grant you one...
  • Medical Specialists! A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient`s throat....
  • Robot Car Aur Bachche! Ek Aadmi Ek Aisi Robot Car Banat Hai Jo Bina Driver Ke Sab Kaam Karti Hai.
    Ek Din Us Aadmi Ki Wife Usse Kehti Hai: Bachchon Ki School...
  • Banta Quickies Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya. Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
    Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye. Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha...
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