|A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment.|
The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate."
The disciple went away.
Several months later, the guru paid him a visit and asked, "How do you like it up here in the snow?"
"Just fine," replied the disciple.
"And what about the weather? Don't you freeze?"
"As long as I have my Mala and My Chillum, I don't care how cold it is."
"I am glad to hear it. Can I also have a Chillum for myself right now," asked the guru, shivering with cold.
"WHY NOT !!" said the disciple... "MALA !!PLEASE BRING US TWO CHILLUMS ???"