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    Girlfriend- Mere Papa Mujhe Saara Din Guss Karte Rehte Hain... Hamesha Daantte Rehte Hain.

    Boyfriend- Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Lekin Din Bhar Chillate Rehte Hain Mujhpe... Chup Hone Ka Naam Hi Lete.

    Boyfriend Jaanu, Koi Baat Nahin... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: But Bina Vajah Ke Daantna Bhi Theek Nahin Hai Na Yaar...

    Boyfriend Arey Jaane Bhi Do Yaar... Papa Hain Vo Tere.

    Girlfriend: Tum Bhi Unki Hi Side Loge..... Meri Toh Koi Value Hi Nhain Hai Tumhare Liya...

    Boyfriend Achcha... Bula Toh Usko... Aisi Taisi Na Kar Di Us Buddhe Ki Aaj Toh Mera Naam Badal Dena... Tum Bulao Toh Sahi Ek Baar Us Kamine Khoosat Ko... Aaj Uski Kabr Khod Hi Deta Hun Mein... Hamesh Pareshaan Karta Rehta Hai Meri Jaan Ko... Bula Bula Us Kutte Ko...

    Girlfriend: Gaali Mat Do Jaanu... Papa Hain Vo Mere

    Boyfriend: Mein Bhi Toh Itni Der Se Yahi Bata Raha Tha Tumko... Ki Papa Hain Vo Tere..
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    2. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
    4. A dog`s parents never visit..
  • The Dinner Party A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma`am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the lot of the fresh salmon."
    Light on her feet, the hostess...
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