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    Son: Dad, I want to get married.
    Father: First, tell me you're sorry.
    Son: For what?
    Father: Say sorry...
    Son: But for what ? What did I do?
    Father: Just say sorry...
    Son: But...what have I done wrong ?
    Father: Say sorry!
    Son: WHY?
    Father: Say sorry!!
    Son: Please, just tell me why?
    Father: Say sorry!!!
    Son: OK, Dad... I'm sorry!
    Father: There you are ! Now you are ready... your training is complete. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!
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