A tourist asked a boat guide: Do you know Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology?

    The Guide said 'No' to all the questions.

    The Tourist then said: Idiot!!! You will die of Illiteracy.

    Suddenly the boat started sinking and the Guide asked the Tourist: Do you know Swimology... Escapology away from Crocrodielogy?

    The Tourist said: No.

    The Guide Said: Today you will Drowncology... Crocodielogy will eat your Bodycology... and you will Diecology because of your bad Mouthocology.
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    Father: First, tell me you`re sorry.
    Son: For what?
    Father: Say sorry...
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    Boyfriend: Koi Bat Nahi Yaar, Papa Hain Vo Tere.
    Girlfriend: Lekin Din Bhar..
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  • Mala and Chillum! A disciple went to his guru asking for tips to attain enlightenment. The guru advised, "Take a mala and go up into the Himalayas and meditate." The disciple went away. Several months later, the guru paid him a visit and asked...