Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:
    "I fucked her in the bed yesterday."

    The word is "ONLY"

    The Message:
    1. ONLY I fucked her in the bed yesterday. (No one else did).

    2. I ONLY fucked her in the bed yesterday. (Confirmation).

    3. I fucked ONLY her in the bed yesterday. (I did not fuck others).

    4. I fucked her ONLY in the bed yesterday (I did not fuck outside the bed).

    5. I fucked her in ONLY the bed yesterday (Not other places).

    6. I fucked her in the ONLY bed yesterday (He doesn't have another bed).

    7. I fucked her in the bed ONLY yesterday (Not today).

    8. I fucked her in the bed yesterday ONLY (Did not wait for today).

    This is the beauty and complexity of the English language.
  • Love Juice!!! Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
    His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman`s vagina gets wet...
  • Free Shave.. Down Under Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha...
  • Too Honest, Too Straightforward A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short mini-skirt. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him...
  • Man's Most Important Organ A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
    Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country...
  • Tampon String! A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there`s something in one of the pockets and...