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    Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:
    "I fucked her in the bed yesterday."

    The word is "ONLY"

    The Message:
    1. ONLY I fucked her in the bed yesterday. (No one else did).

    2. I ONLY fucked her in the bed yesterday. (Confirmation).

    3. I fucked ONLY her in the bed yesterday. (I did not fuck others).

    4. I fucked her ONLY in the bed yesterday (I did not fuck outside the bed).

    5. I fucked her in ONLY the bed yesterday (Not other places).

    6. I fucked her in the ONLY bed yesterday (He doesn't have another bed).

    7. I fucked her in the bed ONLY yesterday (Not today).

    8. I fucked her in the bed yesterday ONLY (Did not wait for today).

    This is the beauty and complexity of the English language.
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