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    Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighbourhood and finally arrived at Mrs. Smith's house.

    She was not happy to see them. She greeted them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time to waste on them or their message. As she slammed the door in their faces, though, to her surprise, it bounced back open.

    She caught it, slammed it again, but the same thing happened!

    Convinced the man must be sticking his foot in the doorway, she reared back to slam it hard enough to teach him a lesson, when he cried, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you really should move your cat!"
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