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    A young man was shopping in a department store.

    He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size."

    "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

    "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."

    "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

    "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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