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    Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jismein Ek Newly Married Couple Rehte The.

    Chor Ne Husband Aur Wife Ko Bandha Aur Wife Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki Aur Phir Bathroom Chala Gaya.

    Husban Ne Wife Se Kaha: Jaanu... Tum Isko Theek Se Satisfy Kar Do Warna Ye Humein Maar Dega... Tum Daro Nahin... Thodi Himmat Rakho Aur Vo Jo Bole Vo Maan Jaana... I Love You Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega.

    Wife, Pehle Toh Thoda Hairaan Hui... Phir Smile Karti Hue Boli: Usne Mere Kaan Par Kiss Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai Ki, Main Ek Gay Hoon Aur Mujhe Vaseline Chahiye... Maine Use Bata Diya Ke Bathroom Mein Rakhi Vahan Se Le Lo... Meri To Khair Hai Ab Bus Tum Hausla Nahi Harna... Aur Haan I Love You Too Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein Bhi Koi Farak Nahi Padega
  • Sarkari Naukri Ek Aadmi Govt Office Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.
    Interviewer: Aapki Koi Majboori Toh Nahi?
    Aadmi: Ji Sir, Darasal Main Pehle Fauj Mein Tha, Jung Ke Dauraan Meri Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Ek Bomb Phata Aur Mere Tatte Ud Gaye...
  • I Fucked Her In The Bed Yesterday Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence - I fucked her in the bed...
  • How To Make A Girl Scream There were these three folks outside of a bar. There was a dark gentleman, a white fellow, and a Chinese gentleman. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgeous ladies. Well they made a wager to see who could...
  • Love Juice!!! Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
    His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman`s vagina gets wet...
  • Free Shave.. Down Under Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha...