A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.

    "I am going to do word association," explained the doctor. "I am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that come to your mind."

    "Oranges," said the doctor.

    "Breasts," replied the patient.






    "Breasts," said the patient with the same reply.

    "Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges, apples, watermelons and breasts. But automobile's wipers?

    "Where is the connection?" asked the doctor.

    "Easy... one on the left and one on the right!"
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