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    Watching Football With Wife is Really Stressful:

    Wife: Honey Which teams are playing?

    Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United.

    Wife: Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal.

    Husband: That's a good team.

    Wife: Is Ronaldo playing?

    Husband: He doesn't play for any of these teams.

    Wife: Okay sweeety. Is that Chris Brown?

    Husband: [bored] No he is Chamberlain.

    Wife: Okay but they look the same. What's that yellow card for?

    Husband: It's a Warning to the Player.

    After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....

    Wife: [celebrates in high mood] Is that Chamberlain who has scored?

    Husband: [calmly] No it's Rooney for Manchester United...!!

    Wife: [furious] How? it should be Arsenal who should have scored!!

    Husband: [silent]

    Wife: What is that Red card for?

    Husband: [bored] That means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.

    Wife: Then is he going to be a Coach?

    Husband:[unwilling to answer] Aaaaaaaaa no...
    Wife: It's the same with Traffic Lights: Yellow= Preparning; Red=Danger.

    Husband: Exactly darling...
    Wife: What about the Green Card?

    Husband: Mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....

    Wife: I want Arsenal to win the World Cup...

    Husband: [silent]

    Wife: Who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?

    Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach, Arsene Wenger.

    Wife: That means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?

    Husband: [CHANGES THE CHANNEL]
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