|Watching Football With Wife is Really Stressful:|
Wife: Honey Which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United.
Wife: Oooh wonderful! I Love Arsenal.
Husband: That's a good team.
Wife: Is Ronaldo playing?
Husband: He doesn't play for any of these teams.
Wife: Okay sweeety. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] No he is Chamberlain.
Wife: Okay but they look the same. What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a Warning to the Player.
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [celebrates in high mood] Is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] No it's Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] How? it should be Arsenal who should have scored!!
Wife: What is that Red card for?
Husband: [bored] That means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: Then is he going to be a Coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] Aaaaaaaaa no...
Wife: It's the same with Traffic Lights: Yellow= Preparning; Red=Danger.
Husband: Exactly darling...
Wife: What about the Green Card?
Husband: Mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want Arsenal to win the World Cup...
Wife: Who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: That means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [CHANGES THE CHANNEL]