At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

    The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman, Alita, carrying a child. She started walking towards the pastor slowly.

    Everything quickly turned to chaos: The bride slapped the groom.

    The groom's mother fainted.

    The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

    The pastor asked Alita, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

    Alita replied, "We can't hear anything in the back...!!!"
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