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    A man and hise wife went for shopping to get new sarees for wife.

    After seeing numerous sarees she shortlisted around 100 and further brought down to 25.

    Out of those 25 she finally asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.

    Then she finally picked up one saree and It took almost three hours for his wife to finalise.

    The husband settled the bill and commented: Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have to waste too much of time.

    Ultimate comment by wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of eve.
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