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    A Girl was with her father when she saw her Boyfriend coming:

    Girl: Have you come to collect the book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by O Pamuk

    Boy: No, I want that book of hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FORYOU?"

    Girl: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" Girish K

    Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring the new Retail Management guide "CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.

    Girl: I will also bring you a new one titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by C. Bhagat

    Dad: Those books are too many, will he read them all?

    Girl: Yes Dad, he is very smart & intelligent.

    Dad: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "OLD MEN ARE NOT STUPID" by Robin Sharma!
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    The other says, "No! Let`s have...
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