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    Santa visited a 5-Star hotel in Paris.

    As he sat there at the bar, enjoying his Black Label, a devastatingly hot French girl in a red dress came to him and said something in French, which he wasn't able to understand.

    Unable to get over her heavenly body mixed with the heady aroma of her alluring French perfume, Santa invited her to sit down next to him, took a napkin and drew a picture of a champagne glass.

    She nodded and he ordered a glass of champagne for her.

    After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with food on it and she nodded.

    They ordered dinner, after which, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

    She nodded and they got up to dance.

    When they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a Screw.

    Till date, he is scratching his bloody head to figure out, how on Earth did she know about his hardware store in Punjab.
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    Birbal: Jahanpanah... Apko Yeh Ghoda Kahan Se Mila?
    Akbar: Ek Baba Ne Diya Tha. Unse Jo Bhi Maango Woh De Dete Hain....
  • No Ballroom Banta went to Paris and needed to get a pair of pants tailored urgently.

    The only one available was a ladies tailor. So having no choice, an order was placed. The next day Banta goes over and gets the pants...