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    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes.
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: No.
    Wife: Liar!!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: May be...
    Wife: can u ever b decisive.

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: I don't know.
    Wife: Are you blind?

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Depends...
    Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else...

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Silence...
    Wife: Are you deaf?

    There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

    For everything else there is Google....
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    The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out...
  • Insulting Mother-in-Law When the Banta came home, his wife Preeto was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
    "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world...
  • Kindergarten Drawings Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her...
  • Too Honest! An actual Job Application submitted to a McDonald`s.
    Name: Jeremy Skitt
    Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever`s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn`t be applying...
  • Personal Calls at Work Ek Baar Ghar Ke Phone Ka Bill Bahut Jyada Aa Jaata Hai. Ghar Ke Sabhi Members Hairaan-Pareshaan Ho Jaate Hain Aur Discuss Karte Hain Ki Aakhir Itna Bill Kaise Aa Sakta Hai... Kaun Hai Jo Sabse Jyada Calls...
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