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    Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs.

    So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of petrol, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan.

    Sister Mary happily walked to the closest petrol station filled up the bedpan and headed back to her car.

    Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the petrol into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle.

    Just when she finished pouring in the last drops a fellow opened up his window and hollered, "I swear! If that car starts I'm becoming a monk!"
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