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    1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.

    2. My Body Is In Office, But My Mind Is SOMVAR Else... #Monday Blues.

    3. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them Later.

    4. Son: Dad, Rum Piyoge?
    Dad: Oye Puttar 'Bacar'di Gal Na Kar...

    5. If You Eat Fiery Garlic Pickle Before Class, You'll Learn A Valuable Lehsun.

    6. Weight Loss Frustration... Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Naa Jaye!

    7. Saw a Line of Hyundai Sonatas Parked on An Empty Road. Asked someone There: Itna Sonata Kyun Hai Bhai???

    8. If Johny Depp Does Devdas, There'll be Jack's Paro.

    9. A Daughter Is The Perfect Child. A Son Is Just A Beta Version.

    10. When in Chennai, Many North Indians Wonder: Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yoon Hee South South Chalte...

    11. She is Libra I Am Leo Humari Jodi Kuch Gemini.

    12. Decided To Go To A Italian Restaurant Kyunki Woh Ghar Ke PASTA.
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  • Triple Filter Test In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend...
  • Management Fundas "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."
    "We will do it" means "You will do it."
    "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you...
  • Do You Drink Beer? Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
    Man: Usually about 3 beers.
    Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
    Lady: And how long have you been drinking...
  • Death in Service One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so...