|These are written by an Indian Lexophile|
1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
2. My Body Is In Office, But My Mind Is SOMVAR Else... #Monday Blues.
3. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them Later.
4. Son: Dad, Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye Puttar 'Bacar'di Gal Na Kar...
5. If You Eat Fiery Garlic Pickle Before Class, You'll Learn A Valuable Lehsun.
6. Weight Loss Frustration... Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Naa Jaye!
7. Saw a Line of Hyundai Sonatas Parked on An Empty Road. Asked someone There: Itna Sonata Kyun Hai Bhai???
8. If Johny Depp Does Devdas, There'll be Jack's Paro.
9. A Daughter Is The Perfect Child. A Son Is Just A Beta Version.
10. When in Chennai, Many North Indians Wonder: Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yoon Hee South South Chalte...
11. She is Libra I Am Leo Humari Jodi Kuch Gemini.
12. Decided To Go To A Italian Restaurant Kyunki Woh Ghar Ke PASTA.