•  

    A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish.

    Her mother thought for a while and then said, "I've always done it that way - that's how Grandma did it."

    Not satisfied with the answer, the little girl went to visit her Grandma to find out why she cut the head and tail off the fish before baking it.

    Grandma thought for a while and replied, "I don't know. My mother always did it that way."

    So the little girl and the Grandma went to visit Great Grandma to find ask if she knew the answer.

    Her Great Grandma thought for a while and said, "Because, in my day, we had only a small kitchen, and my baking pan was too small to fit in the whole fish."
  • Ex-wife!!! An Avid Sportsman and hunter, Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, not long after the honeymoon, he was getting his equipment ready for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing...
  • Paying in Coins A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to...
  • Triple Filter Test In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance ran up to the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend...
  • Management Fundas "We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed."
    "We will do it" means "You will do it."
    "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you...
  • Do You Drink Beer? Lady: How much beer do you drink a day?
    Man: Usually about 3 beers.
    Lady: And How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5 with a tip.
    Lady: And how long have you been drinking...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT