A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application.

    The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

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    "Yes," says the man.

    "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."

    "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter."
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