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    After the closing ceremony of Rio 2016, Alia Bhatt called up Navjot Singh Siddhu and said: Ek Cricketer Hokar Bhi Aapne Badminton Mein Silver Medal Jeet Liya. Hats off to you SIDDHU Sir... Tussi Great Ho! Best wishes!!!
    Siddhu has stopped laughing.

    Then she called up M.S. Dhoni and said: Wah! Husband Cricket Mein World Cup Laya Aur Ab Wife Olympic Mein Bronze Medal... Aur Woh Bhi Wrestling Mein. Congrats to SAKSHI...
    Dhoni is thinking to take retirement from ODIs also now.

    Yet not over...
    She called up director Ketan Mehta and said: DEEPA Ji Thode Ke Liye Reh Gayi.... Varna Gymnastics Mein Bhi India Ko Medal Mil Jaata. Congrats for having such a flexible wife. Better luck next time Ketan Ji.
    Ketan Mehta is in ICU now.
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  • Not a Quitter! A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from...
  • An Important Call The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had given up on that long ago), but because nobody else could use the phone...
  • Grandma's Cooking Secret A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the head and tail off the fish...
  • For Word Lovers 1. Mujhe Ek Ghante Se Auto Nahi Mila, Shayad Bhagwaan Meri paRICKSHAW Le Raha Hai.
    2. I Am Feeling Too Lazy To Meet My Friends. AALSI Them Later.
    3 Son: Dad, Rum Piyoge?
    Dad: Oye, `Bacar`di Gal Na Kar...
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