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    I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

    The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"

    I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

    The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

    He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

    The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"

    I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."

    The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."

    I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

    The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"

    I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.

    After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...
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