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    The boy answered that it was at the Lady Hardinge Hospital, New Delhi.
    "How do you know?" the Inspector asked.
    "No second question, please," the boy triumphantly replied.
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    And, actual packaging instructions:
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    ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron...
  • Quick thought ! If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him and getting a Pulitzer prize-winning
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    When you make a mistake, you re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he s only human.
    When doing something without being told, you re overstepping your
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