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    When I reached office, I got a call from my wife.

    "What is the date today?" She said.

    I was wondering... then told her 14th September... call disconnected.
    I was wondering... her birthday? No...
    Mine?? No...
    Anniversary?? No...
    Son's birthday!!! No...
    In-laws Birthday... Anniversary? No...
    Gas booking... done...
    Utility payments... done...
    Her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time... his birthday... No...
    Then?!? Why date???
    Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions... reached home...

    Junior was playing in car park... I Asked him, "How is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... Tsunami???

    Boy said, "All normal. Why?"

    "Your mom asked me... what is the date today in the morning?"

    Boy smiled and told, "I tore some sheets from calendar in morning... so she was confused..."

    Being husband is a tough job....
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