|Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline`|
My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It's a do or dhai situation.
Jaya to Abhishek, spotting Amitabh in a rickshaw, "Rickshey Mein toh Woh Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai."
Potato after 3 hours of interrogation by cops: 'Main batata hun, main batata hun.....
A well executed theft without leaving any finger prints is a stainless steal.
Sita, on Hanuman's arrival in Lanka: Yahoo! Messenger...
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi: 'Michael Hussey'
Jackky, Life Mein Kitni Bhi Problems Aa Jaye Tum Kabhi Bhagnani.
Elderly lady asked me the way to the temple. I replied 'Magistrate'.
Me: Excuse me! Beer Ke Saath Kuch Complementary Toh Do..."
Waiter: Nice Shirt, Saabji!
Rahul Dravid's wristwatch, is technically a Wall Clock.
Arsenal Naam Hi Galat Hai. Na- Se- Nal Hota Hai!
Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.
Weed, tobacco, paper, filter: Joint family.
What's the way to the cemetery?
Go straight and take the last rite.
God never tasted any cough syrup, because Khuda-na-Khasta.
Go straight, then take the last rite.
Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says 'Check!'