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    Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi.

    Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko Bade Hi Dhyaan Se Suna Aur Phir Bole: Beta... Chinta Karne Waali Ki Koi Baat Nahin Hai... In Sabhi Problems Ka Hal Ho Jayega... Lekin Kuch Kharch Ayega.

    Aurat: Kitna Kharch Ayega Baba Ji?

    Baba: Mein Tumse Jyada Toh Nahin Le Sakta. Puranon Ke Anusaar Hamare Kul 33 Crore Devi-Devta Hain... Tum Sabke Naam Se Bas Ek-Ek Paisa Daan Kar Do.

    Aurat Ne Man Hi Man Mein Calculate Kiya Toh Baba Ke Hisaan Se Kul 33 Lakh Lage Jayenge. Lekin Vo Bhi Kaafi Tez Thi... Jhat Se Boli: Theek Hai Baba Ji... Aap Baari-Bari Se Sabka Naam Lete Jaiye Mein Ek-Ek Paisa Rakhti Jaungi.

    Baba Ji Abhi Bhi Behosh Hain...
  • Dangerous Assumption On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager`s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist`s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers...
  • Family Planning Lesson Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, How did it go?"
    "I nearly died of shame!" She answers...
  • Some Indian Puns Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`
    Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
    My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It`s a do or dhai situation...
  • When You are Drunk Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.
    Nope, no more booze for me!
    Sorry, but you `re not really my type...
  • Green Leaf Salad! I called my Arab friend home for a traditional `Onam Sadya` (traditional lunch). The Arab friend asked me: Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?
    I told him: It`s Vegetarian. Are you coming...