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    The lady was embarrassed and apologetic to the priest after church service was over, "Reverend, I hope you didn't take it personally, when my husband bluntly walked out of the room during your sermon."

    "Yes, I did find it rather disrespectful to the Lord," the angry preacher cursed.

    "Father, I assure you It was not a reflection on your religious intelligence and abilities." The wife persisted, "You see John has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
  • A Free Trip to Europe A beautiful young Goan woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her, "You have so much to live...
  • Dangerous Assumption On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager`s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist`s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers...
  • Family Planning Lesson Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, How did it go?"
    "I nearly died of shame!" She answers...
  • Some Indian Puns Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says `Check!`
    Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.
    My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It`s a do or dhai situation...
  • When You are Drunk Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: No thanks, I`m married.
    Nope, no more booze for me!
    Sorry, but you `re not really my type...