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    Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.

    "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother.

    "And why not?" asks Stan.

    "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?"

    Stan says nothing.

    The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

    Stan can't take it anymore.

    He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"

    "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor."

    "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
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