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    Once a lawyer was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from New Delhi to Mumbai! He was traveling alone!

    Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat down on the berth opposite to him.

    Lawyer was pleasantly Happy! The lady kept smiling at him! This made him even more Happy!

    She got up and sat next to him! Lawyer was now bubbling with Joy!

    She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear, "Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me."

    Lawyer stared blankly at her! He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote: "I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say."

    The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! He took her note, kept it in his pocket!

    He got up and told her in clear tones... "Now shout & scream!!"

    MORAL: DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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