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    A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter.

    The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply.

    "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price," said the older man.

    "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $30,000 to the lovely young lady there."

    "And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

    The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

    "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" Replied the grinning salesman a wee bit sheepishly...

    Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man...
    "There you go, dad" she said. "I told you, I could get that idiot to lower the price."
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    Patient: Well, give me the bad news first...
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