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    Bank's ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.

    He asks the waiter: What have you got?

    Waiter: Idly, vada, uppma, pongal, dosa, poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..

    Banker: OK... ok... bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel...

    Waiter: Sorry sir... all sold out. Nothing is left.

    Banker: Then why the hell you recited such a big menu ?

    Waiter: Sir, I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required etc. etc... and it finally says 'No Cash'.....
    Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!
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