|Bank's ATM Officer goes to a South Indian restaurant.|
He asks the waiter: What have you got?
Waiter: Idly, vada, uppma, pongal, dosa, poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam..
Banker: OK... ok... bring idly, vada, and dosa. And 2 oothappam for parcel...
Waiter: Sorry sir... all sold out. Nothing is left.
Banker: Then why the hell you recited such a big menu ?
Waiter: Sir, I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required , whether printed receipt required etc. etc... and it finally says 'No Cash'.....
Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!