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    Police Ne Park Mein Do Ladke Aur Ek Ladki Ko Pakda Aur Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.

    Inspector Ne Ek Ladke Se Puchha: Kya Nam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?

    Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Rathee Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Inspector: Ok, Tum Jao.

    Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Us Se Puchha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Be Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha.

    Ladka Ghabrate Hue: `Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha.

    Ispector: Hmmmm, Chal Tu Bhi Ja.

    Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulvaya Aur Pucha: Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?

    Ladki Sharmate Hue: Nahi Ji, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.
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