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    Women are fickle minded.
    At 18, they want handsome men.
    At 25, they want successful men.
    At 30, they want sensible men.
    At 40, they want mature men.

    Men are very simple.
    At 18, they want pretty young girls.
    At 25, they want pretty young girls.
    At 30, they want pretty young girls.
    At 40, they want pretty young girls.
    At 50, they still want pretty young girls.

    See... Men are so simple minded.
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