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    Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their 'Happy Going Marriage'

    A TV reporter was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband, "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

    Husband Said, "We are a happy couple since marriage, thanks to our honeymoon trip to Shimla."

    TV Reporter aske, "Sir, tell us about it so that all couples can also be happy like you."

    Finally husband agreed to reveal the 'secret of the happy marriage'.

    "For our honeymoon," recalling his old honeymoon days husband said, "We had been to Shimla. The day after we both went for a horse ride. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way that horse jumped up suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said: 'This is your first time'.

    "She again got on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again was calm and said: 'This is your second time...' and continued.

    "When the horse dropped her a third time, she just took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead !!

    I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?'

    She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'

    "That's it. We are happy ever after..."
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