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    An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected.

    Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs.

    He visited a circus group and asked for a job. But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food.

    So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring.

    Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life.

    He felt pity for himself as he going to be a victim of unemployment.
    The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He was surprised.


    The lion whispered, ""Arre Abdul.... Ghabra Nakko...!! Main Pasha... 2006 batch... Mechanical....."
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