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    The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say:

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterology had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

    Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

    The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

    The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    The Pediatricians thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the a***holes in Government.
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