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    Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya:

    Boy: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?

    Girl: Nahi..Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?

    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena... Koi Nahi Dekhega, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par.

    Girl: Ok Jaanu... Karne Dungi. Lekin Sirf Ek Baar...

    Boy: Aur Boobs... Dabane Dogi?

    Girl: Nahin, Bilkul Bhi Nahin... Aise Bahar Theek Nahin Lagta...

    Boy: Please Yaaar, Bas Ek Baar....
    Girl: Ok Yaar... Daba Lena.

    Boy: Aur Dabate Dabate Chusne Do Toh Maza Aa Jaye...

    Girl: Tuhaara Dimaag Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai... Bhuil Ke Bhi Nahin...

    Boy: Kya Yaar, Tum Itna Bhi Nahin Ker Sakti... Girl: Theek Hai Tharki... Wo Bhi Choos Lena.

    10 Minutes Ke Baad Ladke Ka Phir Se Message Aaya.

    Boy: Nahi Yaar, Tum Theek Kehti Ho... Yeh Sab Ghalat Hai, Main Tumhein Touch Bhi Nahi Karna Chahta, Hamara Pyaar Pavitar Hai.

    Girl: Bhosdi Ke, Tharki Saale... Mujhe Pata Hai Tu Ne Ab Muth Maar Li Hai Kuttay.
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