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    Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hain.

    Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai.

    Inpector: Santa Ji, Jis Car Ne Aapko Takkar Mari Vo Kaun Si Gaadi Thi, Uska Rang Aur Number Kya Tha??

    Santa Ne Thoda Sa Socha Aur Jawab Diya: Gaadi Ka Toh Pata Nahin, Rang Or Number Pe Maine Dhyaan Nahin Diya...

    Inspector: Hmmm. Ye Toh Problem Ho Jayegi... Apne Kuch Bhi Notice Nahin Kiya Aapne?

    Santa: Vo Toh Maine Bade Dhyaan Se Notice Kiya Inspector Saab. Us Gaadi Ko Ek Madam Chala Rahi Thi, Uski Shirt Ke Do Buttons Khule Hue Thhe. Lal Rang Ki Bra Dikh Rahi Thi, Boobs Shayad 36 Size Ke Rahe Honge, Gale Mein Sone Ka Locket Tha, Haath Mei Cigarette Pakdi Hui Thi, Aur Haan Sir Ji, Uske Right Wale Boobs Pe Ek Til Bhi Tha.
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    "Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
    The next day, the father walks outside and sees...
  • Sexual Problems This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...
  • Tharki Boyfriend Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?
    Girl: Nahi... Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?
    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena...
  • Orange Pecker A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc my pecker has turned orange."
    The doctor takes a look and says, "I`ve never seen anything like this before. We`ll have to run some tests to see if you...
  • The Last Rubber A lady applied for the position of a house maid. Asked why she left her last employment, she said: Sir, the wages were good, the living conditions were quite comfortable but it was the most ridiculous place...