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    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha: Amul - The Taste Of India.
    Ye Dekha Ke Santa Bada Impress Hua Aur Apni Pant Pe Likh Diya: Kurkure - Teda Hai Par Mera Hai!

    Teache: Pappu, Pyar Jung Se Behtar Kyun Hai?
    Pappu:O MAdam Ji... Aapko Itna Bhi Nahin Pata... Pyaar Isliya Behtar Hai Kyunki Condom Bandook Se Sasta Hota Hai.

    Santa: Aaj Tumhari Behan Ko Ghar Mein Dkh Ke Badi Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
    Jeeto: Koi Pant Ye Jeans Pehan Lo... Payjame Mein Tumhaari Saari Khushi Dikh Rahi Hai.

    Aunty: Pappu Beta, Ghodi Kab Chadoge???
    Pappu: Kya Aunty Ji, Gharwalon Ne Abhi Ladki Bhi Nahin Dhundi Aur Aapne Position Bhi Soch Li...

    Teacher: Isko English Mein Translate Karo - Ladi Kapde Pehan Chuki Jai.
    Pappu: Oh Shit! We Are Late.

    Santa: Aaj Subah Ek Aurat Ne Mujhe Lift Mein Peet Diya.
    Banta: Vo Kyun?
    Santa: Mein Uski Taraf Dekh Raha Tha... Usne Kaha 'Ek Daba Do'... Maine Daba Diya... Uske Baad Kuch Theek Se Yaad Nahin.
    Jeeto Aur Preeto Aapas Mein Gupp-Shupp Ldaa Raha Thi... Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Tail Maalish Waala Gujarta Hai.
    Jeeto: Dekho Vo Tail Wala Jaa Raha Hai... Usko Zara Rokna...
    Preeto, Sharmaate Hue: Tail Waala Bhi Kabhi Ruka Hai.
  • Highland Hospitality A traveling salesman was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander...
  • Making a Car One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked.
    "Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
    The next day, the father walks outside and sees...
  • Sexual Problems This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...
  • Tharki Boyfriend Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?
    Girl: Nahi... Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?
    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena...
  • Orange Pecker A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc my pecker has turned orange."
    The doctor takes a look and says, "I`ve never seen anything like this before. We`ll have to run some tests to see if you...