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    Ek Din Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Man Se, Lagbhag Rote Hue Banta Se Bola: O Yaar Banta, Aaj Mera Dila Bada Hi Udaas Hai.

    Banta: Kya Hua Yaar, Bata Toh Sahi... Aur Vaise Bhi Kehne Se Dukh Kuch Halka Ho Jaata Hai.

    Santa: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar... Maine Kal Delhi Se Vaapas Aate Hue Apni Jeeto Ko Message Kiya Ki Main Aaj Raat Ko Ghar Pahunch Jaunga.

    Banta: Phir?

    Santa: Jab Mein Ghar Pahuncha Toh Maine Dekha Ki Vo Kisi Aur Aadmi Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Thi. Bada Dhakka Sa Laga Yaar.

    Banta: Yaar Ismein Itne Udaas Hone Waali Kya Baat Hai... Ho Sakta Hai Ki Bhabhi Ko Tera Message Mila Hi Na Ho Ya Unhone Message Pada Hi Na Ho...
  • Santa Ka Accicdent Ek Baar Santa Ko Ek Car Takkar Maar Jaati Hai. Use Kuch Log Utha Ke Pass Ke Hospital Mein Jama Karva Dete Hain. Hosh Aane Pe Ek Police Inspector Uska Byan Lene Aata Hai Aur Santa Se Puchta Hai....
  • Highland Hospitality A traveling salesman was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander...
  • Making a Car One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing," the kid asked.
    "Well, you wanted a brother, so we`re making you one."
    The next day, the father walks outside and sees...
  • Sexual Problems This guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into a guy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life was treating him. The married guy replied, "great except for one problem, our sex life...
  • Tharki Boyfriend Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?
    Girl: Nahi... Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?
    Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena...