|When Little Johnny's mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.|
But Little Johnny overheard some of his parents' private conversations.
One day, when Johnny and his mother were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" Johnny answered, "and I know what we're gonna name it, too.
If it's a girl, we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits!