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    When Little Johnny's mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.

    But Little Johnny overheard some of his parents' private conversations.

    One day, when Johnny and his mother were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

    "Yes!" Johnny answered, "and I know what we're gonna name it, too.

    If it's a girl, we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it Quits!
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