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    Towards the end of a wedding, the bride's father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but I have to fulfill your wish regardless. Here's the packet of Four Underwear you asked for."

    The groom was startled, then looked at his message again... In a rage, he smashed his iPhone on the floor...

    "Bloody Autocorrect! It was supposed to be *Ford Endeavour*'!!"
  • Naming The Baby When Little Johnny`s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of his parents` private conversations...
  • Christmas Rum Cake Ok I`ve had enough. Too many people asking me again and again to give them the Christmas cake recipe. I`m not gonna type again, one last time!!!
    Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake: Ingredients...
  • The Innocent Wife ! Wife calls her scientist husband... "Honey... It`s Friday... you`re late..."
    "I`m busy with my team in an experiment."
    "Whats that?"
    "We`ve just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambient...
  • Can't Find It... A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask...
  • Extremely Drunk It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn`t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper...