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    Santa, Apni Suhagraat Pe Jeeto Se Puchta Hai: Mein Thhe Pehle Hairaan Karun Ya Pareshaan???
    Jeeto: Hairaan.
    Santa: Ye Dekho... Mera 9 Inch Lamba Samaan....
    Jeeto: Kyaa Baat Hai... Maza Aa Jayega. Ab Pareshaan Karo...
    Santa: Ye Khada Nahin Hota!!!

    Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
    Banta, Hairani Se: Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
    Santa: Oye... Chusti Rahti Hai... Chusti Matlab Fitness... Tharki Saala...

    Santa Aur Jeeto Chutti Waale Din Sex KAr Rahe The... Tabhi Ceiling Fan Chalna Shuru Ho Gaya...
    Santa: Oye BC... Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun, Is Light Ki Wajah Se Subah Se Chargre Nahin Kar Paya!!!
    Wife: Haan... Main Bhi Pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun! Yeh Kanjarkhana Toh Baad Mein Bhi Ho Rahega.

    Suhagraat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Beiwi Ke Saath Sex Kane Ke Baad Bola: Khoon Toh Nikla Hi Nahin...
    Jeeto: Kyun... Tumne Andar Koi Teer Maara Hai Kya???

    Santa: Oye Pappu...
    Pappu: Haan Ji...
    Santa: Teri Koi Girlfriend Hai?
    Pappu: Nahain Hai... Kyun?
    Santa: Ya Toh Koi Girlfriend Bana Le... Ya Phir Bathroom Saaf Kia Kar.

    Santa: Darling, Sex Karte Waqt Meri Meri Kaun Si Ada The Sabse Achchi Lagi.
    Jeeto: Aapki Khansi...
    Santa: Khansi??? Kya Matlab...

    Jeeto: Jab Aap Andar Daal Ke Non Stop Khanste Ho Na Toh Kasam Se Itna Maza Aata Hai Ki Main Toh Bata Bhi Nahin Rahi Paa Rahi Theek Se...
  • Stormy Christmas night It was a stormy Christmas night, and inside the tiny cottage on the Yorkshire moors, an elderly couple sat around a roaring fire. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. The old man answered it, and found a very bedraggled man...
  • Smoking Habits Die Hard I knew a girl at work once, who was truly concerned about her husband`s smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love...
  • Sex With a Cat! A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are at a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
    "How about having sex with a cat?" Asked the zoophile..
  • It's Not The Meat Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee...
  • One-upmanship! Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life and it`s clear that they are trying to one-up each other...