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    A woman with chronic back pain visits a doctor's office to seek relief. The doctor asks, "Have you done any strenuous or unusual exercise lately?"

    The woman replied, "No!"

    The doctor asks, "Do you have sex regularly?"

    The woman replies, "Yes I do."

    The doctor asks, "What position do you normally use."

    The woman replies, "Doggy style."

    The doctor tells her, "Madam, you must roll over on your back into the missionary position to get sacro-lumbar support for your back during sex."

    The woman asks, "Doctor, did you ever smell a dog's breath?"
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