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    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.

    Tania headed for the British-passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line.

    When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.

    "Pleasure," I replied. "I'm on my honeymoon."

    The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other.

    "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport. "Most men bring their wives with them."
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